Olivia Munn is very comely and all, but her new “I’m in your face! Rarr! I say cuss words! And isn’t it SO CRAZY that I’m female and like video games? I’m so out there!!!!’ persona has worn out its welcome. She’s like Jenny McCarthy with an Xbox. Regardless, here she is in the new issue of GQ magazine, perpetuating her schtick. The wrinkled nose and opened mouth pose is kind of a head-scratcher. She looks disgusted with herself for doing a Liz Lemon dance move with her bra hanging out of her shirt while simultaneously smelling an open sewer. Which, coincidentally, is the same move that Snooki uses to lure guido juiceheads into her crispy-tanned pickletrap.
Rapper T.I. and Paris Hilton have a lot in common. They’re both pretty. They’re both rich. They both enjoy expensive automobiles and partying with P. Diddy. And they really like driving around with their significant others–oh, and also drugs–in their cars while on probation following jail time. Basically, they’re sensitive and intelligent people who always consider the outcome of any action before doing it. Great job, T.I. TMZ says:
The honeymoon is over for T.I. and his wife Tameka Cottle because TMZ has learned they were arrested tonight and booked for the alleged possession of a controlled substance.
Law enforcement sources tell us L.A. County Sheriff’s deputies pulled over the multi-platinum selling rapper and his wife in a Maybach on Sunset Boulevard around 10:18PM. Deputies say they smelled marijuana.
When searching the vehicle cops found a controlled substance. Law enforcement sources tell us the controlled substance was not cocaine, but rather the class of controlled substance that triggered the arrest includes methamphetamines and ecstasy.
The couple just got married on July 30 in Miami, and T.I. — real name Clifford Harris Jr. — is on probation after doing seven months in prison on federal weapons charges.
Law enforcement sources say both T.I. and Tameka were booked on felony possession of a controlled substance.
So T.I. obviously doesn’t stand for “think intelligently”. Or “truly ingenious”. Or “tergiversate imprisonment”. It might stand for “total intoxication” though. Or “tinkle imp”. Yeah, probably that one.
Mr. Skin has the full report on the nudity in the soon-to-be-released Robert Rodriguez movie Machetehere. Mayra Leal and Alicia Rachel Marek both get naked, but in spite of early reports to the contrary, the Lindsay Lohan nudity is always obscured by hair, an arm, or another person entirely. Curses! Meanwhile, a clip from the first five minutes of Machete leaked to the internet today. We’re waiting for the studio to act outraged, even though it hasn’t opened yet, and the quality of the clip is obviously not from some churl sitting in a theater with an cell phone camera. And it just so happens that the clip features an action that is likely to generate a little chatter; namely, Eva Mendes lookalike Leal standing naked and cunningly pulling a cell phone out of her cooter. And why wouldn’t she, I mean, those things vibrate deliciously and the iPap app makes the yearly gyno exam obsolete.
Want to make a movie? You could pay Jennifer Aniston tens of millions of dollars, then see the film sink like a feke in the john. Or, you could pay pleasant Even Stevens star Shia Lebeouf a couple of bucks and a 1994 Buick LeSabre and then watch the cash roll right in! According to Forbes magazine, Shia is your best bet for a sound investment. Buy low! Sell high! Get a LeBeouf IRA now! All Headline News says:
Shia LaBeouf is the most practical choice film studios who wish to save and earn at the same time. According to Forbes’ latest list, the 24-year-old actor tops Hollywood’s Best Actors for the Buck for the second time in a row.
LaBeouf offers great return on studios’ investment on him. For every $1 they spend on him, his films return an average of $81 profit, which is much more than any other actor for this year. Although Forbes predicts that this won’t be the case the coming years. As his fame increases, he is also expected to demand more from his films.
It’s true. He is a great value. I went to see Transformers 2 and I got a supersized Shia Lebeouf with extra beouf and piles of cheese without breaking the bank. Thanks, Shia!
Because the biggest news today is that Chad Lowe (you know. The guy from Life Goes On. The AIDS guy, not the Down Syndrome one) got married, here are pictures of Anne Hathaway’s new short haircut. Prepare to see lots of pictures and headlines in gossip magazines that say stuff like, “Gone Short n’ Sweet” or “Anne: Pretty Pixie!” or “Hathaway? Hair Away!” A cute little haircut certainly lends itself better to cheerful copy than pictures of Britney Spears’s matted weave. Then “At least she doesn’t have raccoons feeding on the stale Little Debbies she stashed in there… again” is about the best you can do, and lord knows that doesn’t rhyme with anything sassy.
Olivia Munn is very comely and all, but her new “I’m in your face! Rarr! I say cuss words! And isn’t it SO CRAZY that I’m female and like video games? I’m so out there!!!!’ persona has worn out its welcome. She’s like Jenny McCarthy with an Xbox. Regardless, here she is in the new issue of GQ magazine, perpetuating her schtick. The wrinkled nose and opened mouth pose is kind of a head-scratcher. She looks disgusted with herself for doing a Liz Lemon dance move with her bra hanging out of her shirt while simultaneously smelling an open sewer. Which, coincidentally, is the same move that Snooki uses to lure guido juiceheads into her crispy-tanned pickletrap.
