The Beaver Pond

Kristen Renee Seems Like a Fun Night – Uncoached

Most Awesome Love Letter Ever – Caveman Circus

Everything you wanted to know about North Korea

Natalie Portman Areola Slip – Taxi Driver

10 animated gifs that hurt your funny bone – Linkiest

Gemma Arterton: GQ UK Magazine – Moe Jackson

Miss Russia 2010 Irina Antonenko – Dj Mick

Grace Park in her bra and panties is sweet – Use My Computer

The 7 dumbest celebrity lawsuits – Guyism

Cintia Dicker is a sexy ginger – Funtasticus

20 Beautiful Farrah Fawcett Photos – City Rag

Sofia Milos awesome cleavage and nips – The Nip Slip

Lindsay Lohan going braless – HQ-Celebrity

Holly Madison and her cleavage in a dress – The Blemish

Jessica Simpson – Bikini Candids at Cabo San Lucas – Glamzilla

Although it can be said that a number of closeted, self-loathing Republicans are turned on by the size of Obama’s package.

Not to be outdone by her model brethren ponying up they biz in Purple, Victoria’s Secret star Alessandra Ambrosio downward dogged on a beach in a bikini. For what purpose? As far as we can tell, she was creating some Braille so that her sight-challenged fans could enjoy her work. If you run your finger over her camel toe, it reads “demi cup Bio-Fit uplift lightly padded with adjustable back closure now on sale.”

Epic Beard Man Punch Out – Caveman Circus

Star Wars Themed Ke$ha Music Video – Celebrity Odor

How To Survive A Zombie Apocalypse – Ned Hardy

American Idol’s Kara DioGuardi Upskirt – Taxi Driver

Lindsay Lohan’s Tits in Paris – Drunken Stepfather

Painted Petra Nemcova Topless – Girls Of Desire

Upcoming celebrity nude in movies – Nudography

Stunning Babe Shows Her Perfect Body – Babes And Bitches

Aisha Jamal is definitely a name to remember – Morazzia

Petite Ex Girlfriend Lays Nude in Bed – Exgirlfriend Pics

Smoking hot blonde teen shows the goods – HQ69

Beautiful young ex girlfriend takes naughty pics – Sweet Students

Irina Sheik in lingerie is definitely stroke worthy – Flabber

Olivia Munn Tweets Her Hot FHM & PETA Shoots – NS4W

Mariah Milano is a totally hot MILF – Sexy Kitten

Naughty Petite Teen Without Panties – Babes Machine

Chicks Kissing/Tonguing @ Chicago Bulls Games – Busted Coverage

Jessica Stroup Panty Upskirt – Speed Monkey

Damn sweet and cute amateur chick – Amateur Whoredom

Brain Injury Attorneys – Ozzmoe’s Universe

Adair County (Kentucky) Sheriff’s Deputy Charles Wright is out of a job after officials say he accidentally locked himself in a holding cell.

The Adair County courthouse was in the middle of its first full day, but downstairs in a basement holding cell, things were off to a rough start.

Sheriff’s Deputy Charles Wright accidentally locked himself in the holding cell then attempted to shoot his way.

It was the first day the new $12.4 million judicial center had opened, and for something like that to happen was pretty shocking.

Fortunately no one was hurt in the incident. As a result, locals started having a little fun at Wright’s expense, referring to Wright as Deputy Barney Fife.

Adair County Sheriff Ralph Curry says Wright suffers from claustrophobia. The sheriff says he still thinks highly of Wright, but he doubts he’ll be able to give him back his job.

The courthouse security officers are deputies of the Adair County Sheriff’s Department, but their costs are reimbursed by the Kentucky administrative office of the courts.

Sheriff Curry says Wright has agreed to pay for damages to the building.

It was pretty clear that Audrina Patridge was not going to win any awards over the Academy Awards weekend, but it’s nice to see that she still dressed her fake boobs up in a nice little golden number and took them out on the town. I’ve got nothing else to say, other than I would like to squeeze those things until I can’t squeeze anymore. I’m sure I’m not the only one.

Buyer of Structured Settlement Payments – payments

Seriously cute Japanese babe Nozomi Sasaki – Celebrity Odor

If Famous Websites Were People – Ned Hardy

Taylor Swift Panty Upskirt is pretty sweet – Taxi Driver

Nicole is a fun loving college sophmore – College Humor

Top 10 most pathetic phobias ever – Linkiest

This Guy Has A Massive Coke Problem [Pic] – I Am Bored

Woman’s Size D Breast Implants Stops Shotgun! – Boobie Blog

Sunny Leone is all sorts of hotness – Totally Crap

Crystal Klein has a super banging body – Flabber

Brooklyn Decker, Alessandra Ambrosio, and Crystal Renn – Bro Bible

Audrina Patridge Sexy FHM Magazine Outtakes – Dj Mick

Chicks Kissing/Tonguing At Chicago Bulls Games – Busted Coverage

FHM Thailand’s finalists for their Girls Next Door – Guyism

The Grossest Cheerleader Ever – Uncoached

A Wicked Gallery of Alien Chestbursting Action – Unreality Mag

Leighton Meester – All legs At Haze Nightclub – NS4W

Kim Kardashian Show’s Off Bikini Body – F-Listed

Estella Warren is so damn hot – Funtasticus

Hot Ass of Carolina Baldini In A Bikini – HQ-Celebrity

Apparently, when I thought Mariah Carey looked like she was three sheets to the wind at the Independent Spirit Awards, she was really just pregnant. Allegedly. Mariah didn’t really announce that she is pregnant, she just told journalists that she has “something special” on the way. Jeez, can you just imagine the butterfly-clad, bedazzled, tutu-wearing stork that Mariah will demand? But I digress. Mariah could be pregnant. But it’s not definite. The “something special” could be a new Barbie dress. Or a dog. Or a butterfly. Or a piece of jewelry. Or a fart. God knows, Mariah probably announced her farts that way – “I have something special coming… wait… pull my finger!” Page Six has an epic recap of Mariah’s shenanigans at the Spirit awards… and yes, “shenanigans” means, in this case, “Mariah had to be carried everywhere”.

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Here’s a compilation video of the world’s worst drivers. As painful it is to watch such terrible driving, its funny as heck at the same time.

Sandy Garcia – Playboy Playmate :  Just Playmates

Oscar Nominees Before They Were Famous: Pics Amy Grindhouse

What Happened to Our Latino Heartthrob Antonio Banderas Anything Hollywood

Friday Caption Contest Results: Norwegian Curling Pants Edition Ayyyy!

Independent Spirit Awards Red Carpet: The Good, The Bad & The Ugly  Back Seat Cuddler

Katy Perry Gets Down To Business Busy Bee Blogger

Taylor Swift’s Fearless Panties  Celebrity Hot Sauce

What Chilli Wants – New TLC Reality Show – Celeb Pulp

Elton John & His Partner David Furnish @ The 25th Film Independent Spirit Awards Celebrity Fashion Watcher

Tanya Douglas is Jake Pavelka’s Ex-Girlfriend Celebrity Smack

Zac Efron Loves Women In Lace Underwear Celebrity Pixx

Jennifer Aniston Has A New Fragrance "Bitter Tears"  Dipped In Creme

Megan Fox I Only Slept With Two People Eat.Sleep.Celebrity

Video: Rock Sugar is awesome Ear Sucker

Michelle Rodriguez Is Coming Back To Lost Fatback Media

Kendra Wilkinson Reveals She Had Post-Partum Depression Farandulista

Danny Glover Says Hugo Boss Not Fashionable for This Year’s Oscars Glitterati Gossip

Kim Kardashian Buys $4.8m Mediterranean Villa Gossips Anonymous

Angelina Jolie Totally Got Jaggered – Top Celebrity Gossip 3.6.10 Hilary Shepherd

Nancy O’Dell @ QVC Pre-Oscar Party I Need My Fix

The United States Of JZ Lolebrity

Lindsay Lohan Thinks She is A DJ Notorious News

Pepaw Hates Lindsay Lohan Poor Britney

Who’s That Voice? Big Stars Voice Big AdsPopEater

Gerard Butler Getting Ready For The Oscars Ten Gossip

Mia Wasikowska Admires Co-Star Johnny Depp The Star Celeb

Vanessa Paradis Forces Johnny Depp To Quit ‘The Tourist’ Set!? Why Fame